Thursday, December 1, 2011

Baby Farts

Since increasing JoJo's feeding frequencies and quantities, her little body is taking it all in and pushing it all out! I'm well experienced in the world of flatulence: not only was I pregnant all year, I'm the younger sister to two big brothers. Despite my smelly resume, I'm still learning a few new things about butt rumbles:

  • Newborns can fart just as loud as grown ups. 
  • Their farts don't smell bad (yay milk and formula!)
  • They come in many varieties: legato, staccato, mezzo forte, etc.
  • Newborns will warn you of their farts by either crying or giving a "fart face".
  • Their farts will wake them up, then wear them out again so they fall right back to sleep.

(Grand)mom says that little girls don't fart; they toot.
I don't think you could qualify these rumbles as toots. 

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