I don't like food.

I used to be a foodie - I loved food!

Now?

< complain >
I'd rather take a pill that would give me all of my nutrients and skip the process of tasting, chewing, and swallowing. The smells and tastes are especially annoying right now. Saltines and ginger ale make me gag, I miss eating steak, and I just want a slice of pizza with chunky tomato sauce that my baby will accept.
< / complain >

I'm like Bon Jovi except I'm living on Slurpees and Cheerios.