Monday, July 16, 2012

How to get your baby to poop

If you need your kid to poop, try these tips that always work for us:
  1. If you cloth diaper, put most of them into the washing machine. As soon as you start the load, a load will come. 
  2. If going to the pool, put a swim diaper on your baby and squeeze their sausage legs into a one piece suit. As you set them into the hot car, you'll smell their warm surprise. 
  3. Be sure to run late for church. As soon as you're ready to go, they just went. 
  4. Two words: white outfit
  5. Find the only gas station for miles and find that there is no changing table: Gassy lassie. 

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