How to get your baby to poop
If you need your kid to poop, try these tips that always work for us:
- If you cloth diaper, put most of them into the washing machine. As soon as you start the load, a load will come.
- If going to the pool, put a swim diaper on your baby and squeeze their sausage legs into a one piece suit. As you set them into the hot car, you'll smell their warm surprise.
- Be sure to run late for church. As soon as you're ready to go, they just went.
- Two words: white outfit
- Find the only gas station for miles and find that there is no changing table: Gassy lassie.