- "Is it just me or are you getting bigger every day?" - my Office Assistant
- "That's the goal."
- "You're STILL pregnant?" - my boss
- "I'm pregnant!?"
- "October 23rd?? You're so not going to make it." - my co-worker
- (After telling someone I'm a bridesmaid in an outdoor wedding this weekend) ".. and you're THAT big??"
- "Wait, turn around for a second.. from the back you don't look pregnant at all." - best. compliment. ever.