Turtle
I am a turtle. (coo coo ca choo?)
Not only am I terribly slow and half spherical, but when I lie down on my back I can't get up! I can use my legs to move a bit, but my stomach muscles were lost in battle as my uterus expanded. I can roll to my side and push up if there's enough surface area. Put me on a couch and I'm up a creek; there's no room to roll over without falling off. Praise God for Jonathan! Although he especially enjoys watching me helplessly wiggle for assistance, he's my knight in shining armor. He's going to be such a great daddy :)
That picture made me giggle, and I resembled that remark 3 times. It always made me laugh! :D
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