Being the snarky person that I am, I know my snark will only grow stronger with motherhood. That being said, the following is a non-exhaustive list of things I will do to my child because I find it hilarious:
Find the largest flower/bow possible and place it on my girls' head when they are an infant. The bow is large enough when it is as big as the child's head.
Three words: homemade Halloween costumes.
Take pictures of my boy in one of Daddy's shirts. (It looks like a giant body with a shrunken head. It's quite fun.)
Take pictures of their angry cry face.
Document at least 3 different "poop faces" (see first photo for a reference).
Let them play with our instruments and see/hear what happens.