Texts My Mom Sends

I've been keeping track of some of the emails/texts my mom has been sending during these final weeks. Here are some of my favorites:

  • [Oct 11] Knock knock. Who's there? Grandma. Grandma who? Grandma who's been saying that you would be born today with the full moon to give your mom some relief! That's who!
  • [Oct 16] Joanna wants to come out because she is done baking like a hefty Thanksgiving turkey. 
  • [Oct 23] Joanna didn't come today because she didn't want to be a Libra. She's a Scorpio now so we'll see you soon!
  • [Oct 24] Happy New Zealand Labour Day! That must mean something.


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