Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Health Update

So I was thinking..

We've developed the technology and the tools to fly to the moon.

We've developed the technology and the medicine to immunize people from polio, German measles, and a myriad of other diseases.

We've developed the internet.

Yet we still don't have a cure for saggy stomachs after giving birth? I mean c'mon! Women have giving birth since forever. You'd think by now there would be a pill that could either magically shrink a uterus to its normal size in 5-7 days or would eliminate the excess skin created by giant bowling ball sumo babies.


In other news, I'm in the best shape of my life. My arms have never been stronger. My waist is teeny tiny but  my spare tire is now an empty potato sack. With the right undergarments, I feel like my pre-prego self - but who wants to wear a girdle while cleaning oatmeal from a child's ear? Not I said Mama Bear. Not I.

This photo was the best I could come up with that shows my slimmer figure. My bigger prego pants are falling off of me on a regular basis, yet normal pants don't fit over the potato sack. Dresses are much more flattering/forgiving/fort-like. I'll post a prettier picture after I get dolled up this Saturday. There's no point in shaving my legs on Tuesday when I'm planning to do it on Friday.

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