Health Update

We've developed the technology and the tools to fly to the moon.
We've developed the technology and the medicine to immunize people from polio, German measles, and a myriad of other diseases.
We've developed the internet.
Yet we still don't have a cure for saggy stomachs after giving birth? I mean c'mon! Women have giving birth since forever. You'd think by now there would be a pill that could either magically shrink a uterus to its normal size in 5-7 days or would eliminate the excess skin created by giant bowling ball sumo babies.

This photo was the best I could come up with that shows my slimmer figure. My bigger prego pants are falling off of me on a regular basis, yet normal pants don't fit over the potato sack. Dresses are much more flattering/forgiving/fort-like. I'll post a prettier picture after I get dolled up this Saturday. There's no point in shaving my legs on Tuesday when I'm planning to do it on Friday.
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